Regular Season Game No. 1
Louisville Longhorns 2, Kentucky Mudcats 20
Get out your thesaurus and find the synonyms for the word “horrible.” There, you will discover the many appropriate terms to describe the Louisville Longhorns’ performance against the Kentucky Mudcats in the first game of the Beechmont competitive league season. Start with “abhorrent,” move on down the line to “dreadful,” and make your way over to “revolting.” Choose any one you like—they all apply.
Pitcher Noah Baugher recorded one of the two
Longhorns’ strikeouts on the night.
Longhorns’ strikeouts on the night.
In an effort to find challenging competition, the 11U Longhorns are playing up in Beechmont’s 12U league, and they realized going into the season that there might be occasions when they have to take their lumps. But even though the Mudcats may very well be the class of the league, if not the best 12U team in the state, the Longhorns fully expected to make a far-better showing than they did last Thursday night. Witness: the Longhorns were only able to muster 3 hits—all singles—in 4 innings; their pitchers issued 9 bases on balls, and hit two batters, in only 3 innings; they committed an inconceivable 9 errors in the field, leading to 10 unearned runs; and, were it not for the two unearned runs that the Mudcats gifted them, the final score would have been 20-0.
’Nuff said.
A pained Nicholas Parrish cannot bear to watch.



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